Monday, February 21, 2011

bloop, Bloop, BLOOP!

YYYYYEEEESSSS PART TWO OF THIS REUNION ='d (equalled) EVERYTHING!!!

First I will go in and say that it has been an absolute and divine pleasure to watch these ladies this season. I mean from the fights, to the wedding, to the songs, to the drama... I mean BRAVO really did their gig on this season...

Now I will try to make this brief, because I could talk about these hoes all day, so I will just go from cast member to cast member... & give 3 things I liked or 3 things I wanna know, so on & so forth...

So how shall we start this... ??? 

Well with my favorite of all DIVAS of course, w/ Mrs. NeNe Leakes
Now NeNe had to be my favorite cast member through out this whole season, from her sayings, to her, its my way or the highway attitude, she really gave me LIFE this season!

A FEW KEY POINTS..

1> Now I will say that towards the end of the season I was like... okay now NeNe... 

You are starting to be something like a BULLY, but I am glad, per the reunion, that she ain't as crazy as BRAVO edited her to be...

I never knew that she already had a previous problem w/ the way SWEETIE was being treated by Kim.. I thought that she just popped off! 

Cause every black woman know that there is a difference between a SLAVE & a BLACK BITCH! (Cause who you talking to? LOL)

2> I loved the way that she laughed her way through the entire reunion, and even though she was quite calm (which I was surprised about) she still checked just about every lady, even Andy. It's like she refuse to let anyone change her mindset or what she say outside of her mouth, & I LOVE IT!


3> BITCH PLEASE! 


Oh & she know that she need to get over herself and be friends w/ Kim again, they had the best of times... lets reflect shall we...


Ok and since you see her, we might as well do Kim Zolciak...
 Now Kim had to be my second favorite, just from the simple facts that...


1> She really thought she could sing
2> She also believed that she could dance
3> She kept at it, no matter what folks thought or said... LOVE IT!


Kim for me would be someone that I know I could hang w/ just because of the simple fact that instead of eating she will drink an entire bottle of wine and smoke a pack of Newport Mediums.


& did anyone else catch the way that she checked NeNe about her bullying... 
Kim said, "Just cause your taller, and bigger, and you get louder than me, so no one can hear me, and you get all up in people's faces w/ all that *makes monster face* BLAHARGHARGHROAR!"


& just to let you know, THE RING STILL DONT MEAN A THING! Wowoowowawowawowa!




 Now this season I also fell in love w/ Ms. Phaedra 'Southern Belle' Parks...
Now if anyone thought that the only boom-boom checker was gone be NeNe Leakes this season, they were sadly mistaken... 


1> She checked folks about their 'chatter' and served them lu(r)nch in the same breathe.
2> She self made, like she told and checked NeNe, "I'm post housewives!"
3> She makes up her own party titles, themes, and special occasions.  


Sip & See anyone?


When her and NeNe started going back and forth, I could of lost it.. my eyes were going from left to right to left to right... "I don't know you chile!" *in NeNe voice*


Oh and I was also surprised to hear that she had a prenup with Apollo, but I guess her momma didn't raise no fool.. I mean he still is kinda fresh out the clinker & is still on parole! 


....Mmm Hmmm




Next on the list is Ms. Kandi 'Suga n da Puss' Burruss!

Now why would she almost have me crying on the reunion? 


I mean do she like cry on every reunion?? Now as for the deadbeat dad thing and when it comes to her daughter I do understand...

1> She really can make anyone a popstar...
2> She a nasty freak < < I mean that in the best way possible, but I mean hey, she asked Sheree have you ever been pee'd on? Piss? Really?
3> She is the only one that was able to out check NeNe... LOVE IT! 


But I really want her to get her money from Kim's out of sight, out of mind ass! I mean they must really be friends cause I don't know a lot of black people that play about they money...


WOW! WOW! WAOOOWW! SHE STILL HASN'T LOVED RIGHT!


Now onto the next... Mrs. Sheree 'Frontin' Whitfield...


Honestly I really don't have that much to say about this liar
oh shit, I guess I just said it...
Now despite the Dr. Tiye fuckery, Sheree was pretty calm this season... BUT THE LYING!


Everyone seems to know that she is having money trouble besides SHEREE!


1> She told Kandi that she doesn't get child support & she is currently living off of savings..
2> She is re-vamping 'She by Sheree' when most didn't get to see the first attempt
3> She has a different definition for a repossession...


REPOSSESSION - Repossession is usually carried out in accordance with a purchase contract or credit contract, in which the consumer agrees that the seller (the "lienholder") may repossess the object if the signers are past the grace period (generally for prime lenders the critical number is 30 days late making an installment payment but can vary based on how many payments have already been made, the length of the business relationship, reason why past due, etc.)


Girl so long short, you can't pay, they take shit away... & what you doing owing folks 80,000? And since when does an Aston Martin cost 80,000?
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I CANT W/ SHEREE! Obviously she learned at thing or two from the good doctor!




& finally Cynthia 'What Just Happened' Bailey...


Now was it just me or did Cynthia always seemed confused and delayed for some reason.. 
I mean hell, NeNe and Peter could of fucked around and she wouldn't be none the wiser... .. Every time I see those bug eyes scanning the room.. I just start hearing the Psycho theme music...


1> She needs to get a book on the early signs of Domestic Violence, cause throughout the season, Peter defiantly hit a few on the head, if not her head...
2> She needs to not be all in daughter's face drunk ass a skunk, hell I would of second guessed if I loved you at that point & time myself..
3> She know she gave Peter some more money to open up his 'Lounge' cause I mean if he had to close 'Uptown' ....
                                    Da fuck he get some change from? *ponders*


DID I MISS ANYONE.. OK GOOD! NOW FOR A FEW SEASON HIGHLIGHTS!


(10,000 doolllaaarrrrssssss!)

(This ain't Sweetie, okay?)

(Slave? Are you kidding me, Fuck You Bitch!)

(Girl stop touching my arm! Get away from me w/ that WIG! Gone somewhere WIG! WIG! WIG!)


That's all!


P.S Don't forget to follow  @StonyStoneStone


P.P.S  Oh yeah, join the cause... #FreeSweetie LMAO!



P.P.P.S I love KIM's victim face!

P.P.P.P.S " 5,6,7,8 ... You bought me a ring to shut me up! (UP!)

-Luv, Stone

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