Wednesday, October 26, 2011

#Bitch Please, You's a Lie

Shame, shame, motherf*ckin' Shame....

On who you may ask?

On one Ryan "Milli" Leslie!


If you haven't heard already, or if you didn't know Ryan lost, or had his laptop stolen from him when he was in Germany.  Well he was so distressed about the loss, he offered up a 200,000 reward. When no one said cat, dog, or nothing, he then (publicly and virtually) increased the amount of the reward money to 1 MILLION DOLLARS! *in my Dr. Evil voice*



Well guess what? He got the laptop back and he ain't paid shit....
So now he is being sued by the very man (German) that claimed he "found the laptop still in the case" "on the ground" while "walking his dogs"...


Now whether he found it, or was the very person that "accidentally picked it up" he said he want his COINS!!!

He say, MAKE IT RAIN, RYAN!

Cause if this here German man win this lawsuit... Ryan ass gone have to do a whole lot of singing!

That is all!

Dear, Teyana Taylor


What's this here shit about??? You look like a vampire... I believe that you are far too pretty to have your face beaten so ferociously!!!

Please feel free to explain,
That will be all.

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rihanna - We Found Love (Official Video)

YEP!!! RIHANNA AGAIN!!!

WE FOUND LOVE!!!

LOVE the video, LOVE the concept!!

I'm think that I LOVE the concept of the video even more because of the fact that I truly understand the song, now! Cause was I the only one like... LOVE  HOPELESS PLACE!!!

This video made me love the song just THAAT MORE!!  << I know that's an incomplete sentence but who gives a fuck! I DON'T

ENJOY!!


Friday, October 14, 2011

Dear, Lindsay Lohan


Girl! What the fuck shit hell is going on over there???

Lindsay girl, those fucking teeth!?!

Lindsay, real talk! The next time you decide to have an onion bagel, kettle corn, coffee,and peanut brittle, DON'T!
Bitch Please! Don't look at me like that, cause your loyal fans such as I, are looking at you like this...
Pull it together and get back to us! We love you Lindsay but bababababababyyyy!

That is all.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Back To The Future: BGC Edition Pt.3

And the finally stop is my all time favorite season of  Bad Girls Club!
Now I'm not sure if any of you remember Ripsi, but when I say this drunk bitch was a drunk!
I mean so much so to the point to where let me point out a couple of things to you...

1:03 mark, thats a drunk bitches fall
2:37 mark,  a drunk bitch always lands on her face!
5:26 mark, a drunk bitch will drown in 4ft of water!
6:43 mark, a drunk bitch will "Sowell" your shit from behind! & look at Ripsi's face!
8:50 mark, and furthermore is just pure fucking classic shit!

Enjoy!

Back To The Future: BGC Edition Pt.2

I believe that this ( personally) was the last good season of Bad Girls Club!
Flo is my main bitch!
I would kick it with her any day of the week!

Enjoy!



That is all.

Back To The Future: BGC Edition

Today I thought that I would contact Doc Brown and take a trip in the way back machine!
Below is a clip from one of my favorite seasons of Bad Girls Club!
I really don't get into the show anymore because of the simple fact I feel like the girls are just trying to out-do Tanesha but that's just my opinion

Enjoy! Tanesha is my all time fav!



That is all.

Bitch, You Better...

I know that some of you have to be sitting there like... Ok, enough already! Your last couple of post have been about, Rihanna!


You know what I say to that, AAAANNNNNNDDDDD???


So now it's official... Esquire, has named Rihanna "The Sexiest Woman Alive!"
                               & from these pictures there is no need to wonder why???

Check out more pics after the break

Monday, October 10, 2011

Word On The Street...


                                       
                                    First I hear that Oprah aint that main bitch no more!
From what I hear, her rating for her OWN network has declined by 1/3rd and she is looking to invest $15 million for a re-launch of the entire network..

Rihanna = SEX

I don't know about you or it might just be the fact that I'm a Rihanna fan, but ummmmm....

This has to be hands down one of the sexiest commercials I have ever seen in my entire life!!

Check the video below:


Sunday, October 2, 2011

Let a BITCH Live!!!


    
         Now I already know that as of lately I haven't been posting... but I've been very busy and in a good way..
But I felt as if I had to go ahead and get this off of my chest because "the media" can be such dizzy bitches, that it makes no fucking sense!

Now if your a celeb-blog reader, I'm pretty sure that you read Mediatakout! I'm guilty of this as well.. It's kind of like watching Jerry Springer (the old one) or Maury... I call it my daily dose of fuckery!

But now they even the media has gone too far! They have labeled my main bitch, Rihanna, a drunk!

& not like just any drunk, but a not able to function, every night going out, loose as a goose, dizzy backwards blacking out type of drunk bitch!

It seems that when you are in the limelight you just can't have a good time without being accused of spiraling out of control... They see a drunk, I see a rich bitch enjoying her life like a 23 year old independent woman should!!

So to the media trying to make Rihanna look like the next Lindsay Lohan, I say BITCH BOOM!
& Rihanna says,

#CHEERS

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Pic of the Day!

LMMFAO!!
& that's all that I have to say about that.....
Even though I will say that I love the fact that Beyonce is preggo! Maybe because I've really watched this woman grow up, or it could be the strange fact that I feel like she my big sister...

Either way... CONGRATS!!! I'm so excited... I'm going to the christening how about you?

That is all...
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SOURCE

ThrowBack, Bitch!

Today on ThrowBack, Bitch...

 I bring you DSU! Member them? lol

When I say this song was the absolute and utter shit! Fuck the wine tonight, let me grab me a 40oz of Billy Dee! 

10-5 BITCH!!!  

Check out the video below:

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Dear, Weezy F Baby....


ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKIN' NOT!

Now I know I'm about a tad in a half late on this, but I just couldn't let this "fuck shit" go!
What does he have on?
Are those Con-way leopard print leggings?
Are those two different color shoe strings in those LOUD ASS SHOES?
The shit to me just look hot and stank a dank dank!

Picture me just as confused as Tiffany Green, member her?

THAT IS ALL
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Friday, August 26, 2011

What Can I Say But,

BEYONCE!!!!

Now if you are a fan of the blog you already know that I have given Beyonce's "4" album a CLASSIC!!

Well Beyonce has decided to hit us with a video for her song 1+1 which I absolutely love! The video is so beautiful and simple! I honestly expected nothing less from Queen Bee!

That girl love her some Jigga!

Check out the video below:

I'll Drink To That....


Well I'll be damned and then will be damned again!
Rihanna done hit us with yet another single and video off of her platinum LOUD album...
I swear this girl has been on top with a non-stop reign every since she has come out with Umbrella!
So in love with the video and the concept...
I swear Rihanna makes me feel like we've already hung out and blacked out together!

LOVE THIS BITCH TO DEATH AND THEREFORE AFTER!

Check out the new video after the break... & of course  I'll drink to that! 
*sips wine & presses replay*


Monday, August 22, 2011

Where In The World is.....

Casey Anthony!!!
Now I really never spoke on this issue because of the simple fact, if you hurt a child you should DIE or FRY!

& that's just how I personally feel. When I did get caught up on the trail information, I knew that there was a reason as to why I really didn't want updates!

RAGE & RED was all I seen, so why would I be watching the news today and they gone say that Casey Anthony might be in Ohio or even Cleveland for that matter, hiding out!

                                                                        OMG!!!

So tell me your thoughts on the situation, cause I'll be damned if I'm not on the "look out" for the "kill her & ditch her" bitch!
I got a few question for that ass and I dare her to LIE TO ME!

That is all

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Beyonce Roseland Ballroom

If you follow me on twitter, then you already know that I have deemed Beyonce's 4 album a classic!

This performance not only shows that this woman can really SANG, but that she has fun doing it! Beyonce lit up the Roseland Ballroom in NYC!!!

Check out her belting out "Love On Top" from her #1 album "4" below:

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P.P.S I heard that Jay-Z and Lady GaGa were in the house ....


Monday, August 15, 2011

Get Yo Ass On The Floor- BIG/Little SEAN

Now I know that I haven't done this in a while, but you know I love good music....Or music that makes me feel good!

On my playlist and on repeat right now is, BIG (little) SEAN's "Dance (Ass)"

I have to thank my home skillet Muff for introducing this song to me, cause even though I know who Big Sean is... 


He is just not my cup of tea! 
I don't care too much for J. Cole, Wiz, or Big/Little Sean, but this song goes Ham-Burger-Helper!

Don't let me be tipsy and this come on... cause I'm gone hurt myself trying to shake all my tail feathers off!

Eeooww! "Now make that motherf*cker HammerTime, like"


Check out the clip below... This my shit!



Should I Be Offended???

Now I've been hearing talk... Not good talk, but talk about an up and coming "female rap artist" by the name of Kreayshawn!    

*takes a breathe*
(Cause you already know that I am about to put on  my teflon vest and go in like FLYNN!)




Sunday, August 7, 2011

THERE'S DEAD CAT ON THE LINE!

Well I guess I just don't know what the fuck is going on in the world anymore...
All I can say is that, there's dead cat on the line and it stank like hell!

Big Boi done got arrested & Fantasia say "God done blessed her with that (married man's) baby"
Actually Fanny adultery gave you that baby, but ok....


Thursday, August 4, 2011

Why I Blog...

In this day in age it seems that everybody and their "mama" has a blog. It also seems that everyone wants to be "the one" or have their blog feature the most entertaining celebrity news.

So your average reader (much like myself) couldn't help but to wonder, what makes us all different from the other?



Tuesday, July 26, 2011

New News!!


...baby, Baby, BABY!!

It's been a lot of "fuck shit" going on lately *in my Khia voice*

... Gotta glass? Let's chat...





Sunday, July 10, 2011

Word of Mouf!

 Recently I've come across a few stories and reports that I thought I should share.... *clears throat*



Sunday, June 12, 2011

This Will Not Be GoodBye!

So just so that all of my faithful readers are aware.... it might be a while before I update again... why you may ask.... well I will put it simply like this.... 





Monday, May 30, 2011

& the GIF of the day goes to...






........KANYE "BITCH PLEASE" WEST!!!


funny thing about it,  I've given this look of utter disinterest so many times... lol 


That is all.
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Daily News

So upon scanning my fav blogs I've come across a few stories that I would like to share... *clears throat*


Sean Kingston (a recording artist) was injured severely as he ran into a bridge while water skiing w/ a female companion.. According to TMZ he was recently released out of trama and is now in the ICU


    -I first came across this story on twitter, cause I follow Miss Jia. But I noticed that when she posted it, her tweets were followed by backlash. I'm guessing that some people found it funny that Sean had been injured & such. People went on to say that the reason why they were laughing or found his condition funny was because of the fact that he was overweight and talentless... OH MY! 
MY THOUGHTS: Laughing at the sick & shut-in is just wrong and anyone who has had an accident where they are at risk of LOSING THEIR FUCKING LIFE IS NOT FUNNY!
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So I hear that Justin Timberlake now has a clothing line called "William Rast"(who the fuck is that?) I don't know about you, but this is the first time that I am hearing about it...
HOLD ONE, PLEASE! *googles*
OH HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MONKEY NAHL!
        -I just went to this man's website, he want $42 for a crew neck plain white t-shirt
                                                                         $50 for a black graphic t-shirt! 
                                                                        $149 for a pair of plain looking jeans!


Justin Timberlake done lost his motherfucking mind! 
Don't he know that it's still a "recession" out here in this bitch! 
OH GOD HE WANT $125 FOR A LONG SLEEVE BUTTON DOWN!
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....sorry I had to shake that shit off! 
Anywho, in other news... 


Guess who was out at the beach just having a good ole time?? 
No that's not Martin Lawerence,(like I so thought it was..) 
Thats the King of R&B.. Mister Bobby Motherfuckin' Brown...


   -Really don't have nothing to say about this, just did it for shits and giggles! 


That is all.
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