Monday, May 30, 2011

& the GIF of the day goes to...






........KANYE "BITCH PLEASE" WEST!!!


funny thing about it,  I've given this look of utter disinterest so many times... lol 


That is all.
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Daily News

So upon scanning my fav blogs I've come across a few stories that I would like to share... *clears throat*


Sean Kingston (a recording artist) was injured severely as he ran into a bridge while water skiing w/ a female companion.. According to TMZ he was recently released out of trama and is now in the ICU


    -I first came across this story on twitter, cause I follow Miss Jia. But I noticed that when she posted it, her tweets were followed by backlash. I'm guessing that some people found it funny that Sean had been injured & such. People went on to say that the reason why they were laughing or found his condition funny was because of the fact that he was overweight and talentless... OH MY! 
MY THOUGHTS: Laughing at the sick & shut-in is just wrong and anyone who has had an accident where they are at risk of LOSING THEIR FUCKING LIFE IS NOT FUNNY!
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So I hear that Justin Timberlake now has a clothing line called "William Rast"(who the fuck is that?) I don't know about you, but this is the first time that I am hearing about it...
HOLD ONE, PLEASE! *googles*
OH HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MONKEY NAHL!
        -I just went to this man's website, he want $42 for a crew neck plain white t-shirt
                                                                         $50 for a black graphic t-shirt! 
                                                                        $149 for a pair of plain looking jeans!


Justin Timberlake done lost his motherfucking mind! 
Don't he know that it's still a "recession" out here in this bitch! 
OH GOD HE WANT $125 FOR A LONG SLEEVE BUTTON DOWN!
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....sorry I had to shake that shit off! 
Anywho, in other news... 


Guess who was out at the beach just having a good ole time?? 
No that's not Martin Lawerence,(like I so thought it was..) 
Thats the King of R&B.. Mister Bobby Motherfuckin' Brown...


   -Really don't have nothing to say about this, just did it for shits and giggles! 


That is all.
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Saturday, May 28, 2011

They're Back.... *SPOILER ALERT*

& you already know that the motherfucking fur is about to fly....


If you are a fan of the blog then you know that I am a fan of BasketBall Wives and they will be coming back this Monday to start their brand new season!
BASKETBALL WIVES SEASON 3!!! 
     Now I am sure most of you have probably already peeped the previews that have been floating around the internet... & as you can see, the DRAMA CONTINUES..
...upon scanning my favorite blogs, I saw that MissJia already had the very first episode on her blog..


*WARNING, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WAIT TO MONDAY TO WATCH THEN PLEASE STOP READING HERE, THIS POST WILL BE FULL OF SPOILERS!*


-Why is Royce still on the show? She pissed me off so bad on the reunion with her kiddy antics I had completely dismissed her all together. But I must say that I loved her comment about Evelyn being a "garden" LMAO! Then again, she is still shopping at D.E.B sooo you can't win for losing with her. 
-Why is Suzie yellow belly ass back on the show? All she gone do is talk shit behind people's back and then lie and say she ain't mean the shit the way that it sounded, when confronted. 
-Evelyn still the firecracker that she has always been and I love it! Her and Tami still going at it about the whole "Non Motherfucking Factor" thing... so much so that Tami is filing a lawsuit against her cause Evelyn making t-shirt with the saying "Your A Non MotherFuckin' Factor Bitch" & I for one, WANT ONE! 
-Tami is looking good from her hair to her clothing... & on top of that she playing her classy/lady card when it comes to handling the situation with Evelyn, cause you know that she wanted to punch that bitch in her face when she ripped those papers up! It looks like Tami will be the star of this season with her sayings and antics... & I love it cause crazy, drunk, and chain smoking those Virginia Slims, can't nobody check a bitch like Tami!
-Jennifer aint tam'bout shit worth mentioning twice or at least not in this first show, cause she sat up there looking like 'Casper' while the new girl Meeka ran her life story down to her...HER OWN(as in Jennifer) LIFE STORY!!!
I was like oh no ma'am! & of course Jennifer had something to say in her "confessional" but aint said nothing to the new bitch that already done started running off at the mouf! Speaking of the new bitch...
-Meet Meeka "Something" and she married to Speedy "Somebody". Now this "Star Jones" looking bitch is gone be the one to watch, cause she already brewing up shit... Talking to Royce all smooth and slick like, like she friendly and real nshit. Then go right that very same evening and have dinner with Evelyn, Jennifer,  and Shaunie and talk about Royce like a old hound dog that aint worth nothing no more... 


I said... 

All in all the heifer Shaunie making some motherfucking money, and I for one, WANT SOME!

That is all. 
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Friday, May 27, 2011

Fuckery of the Day!

I know I say this alot, but I really don't know what is going on in the world..  I mean if the world isn't crazy enough, the entertainment world has just lost it's motherfucking mind... 
Why you may ask... Well I hear that Ice-(Old Ass) T and his lovely and awkward looking wife CoCo is getting a reality show.. 
*screams* I CCCCAAAAANNNNNNTTTTT!!!!
& it's official, like it's coming on E! I saw the damn commerical. 
 What in Sam's Hell is they gone talk about? I don't wanna see CoCo big ass walking round all day 'tendin to the chillren!! I mean come of the fuck on!  SERIOUSLY!!!


In Other News: 
I happen to be channel surfing and I came across MTV and a show by the name of Son of Gunz came on... 
If you don't know, it's a reality show about rapper Cory Gunz, or so I thought... 
Cause Father Gunz, or whoever (cause I ain't heard of him, but he rap though oh. ok.) was running not only Cory, but the whole damn show! You would have sworn that he was Jackson or a Ramsey!
& what is going on w/ Cory's damn teef, they so large and his mouf so little.. 
I'm just glad that my mother found it in her heart upon hearts to make sure I had braces.. 

Anywho,

Beyonce has finally decided that she is going to show her ass as she released a soul-try love ballad to her hubby (who recently shaved, thank God) called "1+1".
In the song Beyonce is giving me Cadillac Records all over again.. 
& then on top of that her husband done recorded her in her dressing room warming up for her American Idol performance... 
& again I was reminded of that scene of her in that bathroom.... 
I just love her, love her, love her... & I beg her forgiveness for ever doubting her! 
*bows* ALL HAIL QUEEN BEY!
That is all for now. 
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Friday, May 6, 2011

I Bet You Ain't Seen A Bitch Do This!





Let me tell you something here, this bitch is making some motherfucking money... 
& she ain't taking off "nann" piece of clothes... & I ain't mad not one bit.. no I ain't!
                                                                                                                ^^I know, I know lol


But she gets all the coins and dollas, holla! So please feel free to check out the clip below. 


*Side Bar*
Some strippers need to take note and step up their pole skills all together. Now I'm not saying you gotta be a Circus "De Oh La" shit, but at least have a routine, shit! 


That is all. 
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P.P.S  2:23 mark, that music change up and she lose her mind, I say JESUS!
               3:09 mark, this whole other interaction with this pole was simply AMAZING! 
                  3:46 mark, IM LIKE WTF!!!! 

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

#Bitch Please, (Insert Beyonce Here)

So Queen Bey, decided to tempt us with yet another teaser to her Run The World vid....*side eye* 


When I saw the 40sec shit, with no Beyonce I was like... 

Like how much longer is the bitch gone make us wait for a song thats numbered #33 on the Billboards Top Hot 100 list? 


Like you done already got boo'd for not stopping and taking photos on some steps that you would have been able to pose on had you not worn a dress that basically bonded your damn legs together... 
Baby, the bitch couldn't even walk... She needed help just going up 12 steps.. 


& let me run this by you as well, Bey
That husband of yours.... & that hair of his... 
 Anywho Bey
while I have your attention, when you make people wait too damn long for a fucking video, people start doing things like this... 


Let me tell you this, all they needed to do was to crop Beyonce in here and there, and you couldn't have told me this wasn't the video... These Hoes Be MotherFuckin Movin!!!!!


& that will be all..


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P.P.S Please get into the 2:20 mark, when I say I got so PUMPED!!! (& did you peep that Twerk Team twerk throughout... OW!)

ROLLING STONE: RIHANNA

So upon browsing youtube, I came across this video of Rihanna's Rolling Stone photoshoot! I so love anything that is behind the scenes... especially when it has to do with my ultimate bad bitch! 
Hello #RihannaNavy I see you whores! ;)
Check out the clip below:


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P.P.S Don't Rihanna just seem like a fun bitch to be around.. & get into her laugh at the very end... it ='s EVERYTHING


Monday, May 2, 2011

NEWS FLASH!!!!

OBAMA RECENTLY CAME ON MY TV AND TOLD ME THAT OSAMA IS DEAD BABY! 
HE SAY HE DONE GUNNED THAT MAN DOWN LIKE HE WAS WALKING THE STREETS OF CRENSHAW @ 11:45pm


WHEN I HEARD THIS I SAID... 
That is all. 
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What In Sam Hell??

I don't know what is going on in the world, and I'm just not able to figure it out... (Frankly I just don't wanna know)


But anywho, I've been asked to address a couple of things....
Now some of this might be old news, but it needs to be addressed....
#1) After the release of his "Juice" mixtape (which I never knew happened or cared) Soulja Boy has decided to take on the roll of "Bishop" and...


...........
......
       ...... wait what happened?!?!?!?
Like Tupac's Juice??? I'm confused... 
First, I would like to know who approved the re-make of "Juice"
Secondly, when did Soulja Boy start acting?? 
Thirdly, when will the bullshit end?
When I heard about this fuckery, I just simply went... 


In other news... 
Flava Fav was recently arrested and... I... he... (gives up)


Now I thought this man was opening up chicken spots nshit... Why on earth does he have to look like the local crackheads that pan-handle at the Shell gas station in East Cleveland?? 
DA FUCK IS GOING ON??? 
I CAN'T W/ FLAV! I JUST CAN'T AND I WON'T!
That is all. 
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Now Where's Barbara Walters????

Now if you didn't know I am a fan of Celebrity Apprentice...


One main reason why I watch the show, is for no other than NENE LEAKES!!!
& when I say that she went there last night!!! I had to re-watch, rewind, and then re-watch the whole episode over again... I couldn't get enough, she stole that whole show.. 

Star Jones knew that she didn't want none w/ Mrs. Leakes...  Bloop, Bloop, Bloop!
I don't know about you, but I will be tuning in next week for sure, cause part 2 is suppose to be something else... 


Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he know how to make that money and entertain, and I for one aint mad!
Check out the clip below...


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P.P.S & why would Le Toya Jackson have to walk back in the boardroom like that... She know she need to stop, quit, and lay down!