Monday, March 7, 2011

Shows I Won't Be Watching....

What in the hell is going on in the world... Or at least in the world of reality t.v? Cause I don't know...  I mean I havent seen good reality t.v since the first couple of seasons of Real World!




Have you seen this Love & Hip Hop fuckery, cause I did, accidentally, and I won't be tuning back in!
Why you may ask? 


Well for starters, every last one of those women on the show, has PISSED ME OFF!


Like I gave this show an official #BitchPlease!


Why not just call the show, "I Need Help W/ My Career!" Because that is what it is all about!


Ok who should we start w/

Olivia
THE LIES!


"When Olivia was in G-Unit, she was on top of the R&B world." -Chrissy


BITCH WHEN? Was I sleep? When did her cd come out? What was her single? Did she go on tour? Has she ever performed live on MTV, Bet, VH1, CMT, or the Sundance channel? I mean really now, and they tam'bout she working on her new cd.... Again when did the last one come out.. All I recall is Bizounce!

Chrissy
BABY, THAT MOLE!

I be seeing her lips moving, but I can't hear her, cause all I see is that mole! I think I heard her say that she been w/ Dirt Ma-girt Jim Jones for 6 years, no ring, no babies....

Emily
Catch A Fucking Clue!

Bitch are you serious? You have his baby, ya'll been dating for 8 years and he still don't claim you... I know toddlers that watch Blues Clues that can pick up shit better than this dim-whit! 

Somaya
You Live Where??

MaShonda
Still Bitter!

*& that is all* Get it Mrs. Keys-Beatz!

FINAL THOUGHTS

All in all I believe that most of these ladies need to listen to Single Ladies by Beyonce on repeat for a month straight, and they need to learn the step, cause if he liked it or for that matter, if he loved it....

HE WOULD PUT A RING ON IT!

That is all!

P.S Dont forget to follow me on twitter... @StonyStoneStone

2 comments:

  1. Leave it to Stoney Stone Stone to go hard and keep it real...job well done!!!!!!

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  2. Yeah them hoes are LOST! but Iam still gonna watch that trash and laugh!

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