Shows I Might Strum Through... Now & Then

Now there was such a buzz on twitter that I had to chime in on this show...

Real World: Las Vegas......

In truth I haven't really bothered watching any Real World since.. ummm... I wanna say New Orleans.. you know the one w/ the ex-mormon Julie & the black guy David that was always singing some shit... 

*sings* "ShhewwbabouDibabouDi! Come on be my baby tonight!"

So long/short I watched it, and I swear this has to be the most lack luster season premiere of Real World, like ever!


So let me give you this lame cast run down real quick,

You got Adam, who gone end up falling off the deep end by the end of the show. Basically if you tune in you will be waiting for him to finally spazz out and get either hospitalized or arrested! I know an addict when I see one! I am from CLEVELAND!

Then you got Heather, I actually like her I think... She kinda reminds me of Julie Styles... but she already getting it "In like Flynn" w/ one of her roommates Dustin. So I don't wanna say she gone be the HOE OF THE HOUSE cause I already got that title for another cast member... but I mean hey this the first damn day ya'll in the house & ya'll trading licks and sucking shit.. C'Mon, Son!

Ok then there's Dustin, he's already making out w/ Heather, and use to be a "Gay Porn Star", but let him explain it, it was just a webcam show of naked frat-guys living everyday life.... Oh ok, Dustin, I wonder who was tuning into that... but of course you know 

WE DONT JUDGE HERE! 

Anywho....

We also have Nany, who already told her boyfriend back home that not only does she think Adam is cute, but he thinks (Adam) she is cute.......... My only question is, why not just have broken up w/ your boyfriend before you got on the show? All that damn unnecessary drama, and like I already know she gone give Adam a 'Taste of Cuba' even though she clearly saw, HE A HOE!

Then you got Michael who aint been to a bar this side of the ranch! Now I can already foresee his wasted fuckeries right now... I mean any little piece of flesh that he see, he got to reference his GRANDMOTHER... Boy, let that battle ax go and let the cat out the bag, MEOW! I mean basically he's the male version of Julie the ex-mormon...

Then you got my girl NANA, or Naomi... Now I am telling you this, I can smell a hoe, and she gone be the HOE OF THE HOUSE, between her and Heather, but hey like I said, no JUDGEMENT HERE!

Then we get to Leroy... he... I mean.. Well he... (Just a big stupid, country, ill-talking, average, yoyo hustling, stank looking, gap horse mouth having...)


*logs off* I just cant...  like what has really happened to the casting process at MTV? ... UGH!




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