Wednesday, October 26, 2011

#Bitch Please, You's a Lie

Shame, shame, motherf*ckin' Shame....

On who you may ask?

On one Ryan "Milli" Leslie!


If you haven't heard already, or if you didn't know Ryan lost, or had his laptop stolen from him when he was in Germany.  Well he was so distressed about the loss, he offered up a 200,000 reward. When no one said cat, dog, or nothing, he then (publicly and virtually) increased the amount of the reward money to 1 MILLION DOLLARS! *in my Dr. Evil voice*



Well guess what? He got the laptop back and he ain't paid shit....
So now he is being sued by the very man (German) that claimed he "found the laptop still in the case" "on the ground" while "walking his dogs"...


Now whether he found it, or was the very person that "accidentally picked it up" he said he want his COINS!!!

He say, MAKE IT RAIN, RYAN!

Cause if this here German man win this lawsuit... Ryan ass gone have to do a whole lot of singing!

That is all!

Dear, Teyana Taylor


What's this here shit about??? You look like a vampire... I believe that you are far too pretty to have your face beaten so ferociously!!!

Please feel free to explain,
That will be all.

P.S Don't forget to follow me on twitter for daily doses of fuckery.. @StonyStoneStone

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rihanna - We Found Love (Official Video)

YEP!!! RIHANNA AGAIN!!!

WE FOUND LOVE!!!

LOVE the video, LOVE the concept!!

I'm think that I LOVE the concept of the video even more because of the fact that I truly understand the song, now! Cause was I the only one like... LOVE  HOPELESS PLACE!!!

This video made me love the song just THAAT MORE!!  << I know that's an incomplete sentence but who gives a fuck! I DON'T

ENJOY!!


Friday, October 14, 2011

Dear, Lindsay Lohan


Girl! What the fuck shit hell is going on over there???

Lindsay girl, those fucking teeth!?!

Lindsay, real talk! The next time you decide to have an onion bagel, kettle corn, coffee,and peanut brittle, DON'T!
Bitch Please! Don't look at me like that, cause your loyal fans such as I, are looking at you like this...
Pull it together and get back to us! We love you Lindsay but bababababababyyyy!

That is all.
P.S Don't forget to follow me on twitter for daily fuckery @StonyStoneStone

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Back To The Future: BGC Edition Pt.3

And the finally stop is my all time favorite season of  Bad Girls Club!
Now I'm not sure if any of you remember Ripsi, but when I say this drunk bitch was a drunk!
I mean so much so to the point to where let me point out a couple of things to you...

1:03 mark, thats a drunk bitches fall
2:37 mark,  a drunk bitch always lands on her face!
5:26 mark, a drunk bitch will drown in 4ft of water!
6:43 mark, a drunk bitch will "Sowell" your shit from behind! & look at Ripsi's face!
8:50 mark, and furthermore is just pure fucking classic shit!

Enjoy!

Back To The Future: BGC Edition Pt.2

I believe that this ( personally) was the last good season of Bad Girls Club!
Flo is my main bitch!
I would kick it with her any day of the week!

Enjoy!



That is all.

Back To The Future: BGC Edition

Today I thought that I would contact Doc Brown and take a trip in the way back machine!
Below is a clip from one of my favorite seasons of Bad Girls Club!
I really don't get into the show anymore because of the simple fact I feel like the girls are just trying to out-do Tanesha but that's just my opinion

Enjoy! Tanesha is my all time fav!



That is all.

Bitch, You Better...

I know that some of you have to be sitting there like... Ok, enough already! Your last couple of post have been about, Rihanna!


You know what I say to that, AAAANNNNNNDDDDD???


So now it's official... Esquire, has named Rihanna "The Sexiest Woman Alive!"
                               & from these pictures there is no need to wonder why???

Check out more pics after the break

Monday, October 10, 2011

Word On The Street...


                                       
                                    First I hear that Oprah aint that main bitch no more!
From what I hear, her rating for her OWN network has declined by 1/3rd and she is looking to invest $15 million for a re-launch of the entire network..

Rihanna = SEX

I don't know about you or it might just be the fact that I'm a Rihanna fan, but ummmmm....

This has to be hands down one of the sexiest commercials I have ever seen in my entire life!!

Check the video below:


Sunday, October 2, 2011

Let a BITCH Live!!!


    
         Now I already know that as of lately I haven't been posting... but I've been very busy and in a good way..
But I felt as if I had to go ahead and get this off of my chest because "the media" can be such dizzy bitches, that it makes no fucking sense!

Now if your a celeb-blog reader, I'm pretty sure that you read Mediatakout! I'm guilty of this as well.. It's kind of like watching Jerry Springer (the old one) or Maury... I call it my daily dose of fuckery!

But now they even the media has gone too far! They have labeled my main bitch, Rihanna, a drunk!

& not like just any drunk, but a not able to function, every night going out, loose as a goose, dizzy backwards blacking out type of drunk bitch!

It seems that when you are in the limelight you just can't have a good time without being accused of spiraling out of control... They see a drunk, I see a rich bitch enjoying her life like a 23 year old independent woman should!!

So to the media trying to make Rihanna look like the next Lindsay Lohan, I say BITCH BOOM!
& Rihanna says,

#CHEERS