Sunday, February 27, 2011

In Other News....

WHOSE THAT KITTEN IN THE WINDOW?

Kimmy Kat say that she will continue the beef between her and Nicki Minaj! ......
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Girl Goodnight! I have to go to sleep!


That is all.


-Luv, Stone


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Somebody Done Broke Some Glass

or something.. 






Cause I mean honey I have heard of bad luck but this is just ridiculous!


Word on the street is that J.C Chasez from the group N'Sync, car was broken into and $150 in cash was stolen & 2 pairs of designer sunglasses...




But check this...




He say back back in November he had to chase off some intruders who were trying to break into his home???
          & a couple of days before that someone took thousands of dollars of musically equipment off his property...




My question is, J.C, what type of shit you into... 


Either you need to stop fucking w/ them sack chasers, or you need to move, cause there's something fishy going on over there & the smell ain't pleasant...


That is all


-Luv, Stone


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#Bitch Please! Blonde???

Kim Z's New Wig Line... lol


I know you don't wanna imagine it but honey suckle pop it is so.. 




CHRIS BROWN HAS GONE BLONDE BITCH!


I promised myself that I wouldn't comment...


& I won't... but I will give it a stiff #BitchPlease






-Luv, Stone


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Saturday, February 26, 2011

& the gif of the day goes to...



MS. NECK HER BACK HERSELF...


KHIA!

'& I WAS LIKE BITCH, WTF, ITS OK DUH, I GOTCHA!"

That looks like some serious shit she talkin'! LMAO


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-Luv, Stone

One Question







GOT SOME CHANGE???


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-Luv, Stone

The Lighter, The Brighter, The Better?


Now this is an issue that I have always wanted to address...


There is a saying that goes... the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice, but my question is...


Does the light bitter juice look better, than that black sweet juice? & seeing that we are drawn to what the eyes see, would we be willing to try that light colored juice before the darker one?
SAMMY SOSA
In this world it seems that success is determined on the superficial. It would also appear that those who are successful feel "better" about themselves when they are a few shades lighter...


Everyone from Beyonce, Rihanna, Lil Kim, Trina, Sammy Sosa Michael Jackson, & Vybe Kartel have been linked to skin lightening... among many others...
BEYONCE KNOWLES


VYBE KARTEL


What do you think, if given the option would you lighten up... Or would you laugh at the offer?
"Look at me I'm Peter Pan, Shamon!"


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-Luv, Stone

Check Out "New Retha!"

I'm SKINNY, Bitch!
Now in an earlier post you know that I touched briefly on the Aretha Franklin "new look" issue. 


Now it was publicly announced that Aretha was ill... like under the weather, near death, on the bed taking her last breathe...


Now since no one had seen Retha and she was cancelling performances, one would think, hey wow, this is serious...

Well as soon as I seen the new pics of Retha, I turned a major side eye!

WHO PUT THIS DRY ASS WIG ON HER HEAD?

Why you may ask?


Well I know gastric bypass surgery when I see it...


I mean hey everyone knows that "I'm deadly sick" is just celebrity code for "Nip/Tuck!"

I mean why play games? Everyone know that Retha was unhealthy big, and almost everyone who has ever had a weight issue know very well, that a quick fix is a DELIGHT!


My question? Is why not just tell the truth? I think that it would be a surprise to see how many people actually support and encourage the decision.


 To have folks thinking that you gravely ill and knocking on death's door is a little much!

But hey, to each their own...


Now I couple of well known before and after's 


KiKi Sheard:





Al Roker:
I LOVE MY JOB!




Star Jones:
"PRECIOUS, I'M HUNGRY!"

I AINT ATE SHIT IN WEEKS..


Paul Wall:



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-Luv, Stone

Friday, February 25, 2011

Hey Tasia! This Might Be Another Reason



F.Y.I

New Retha say, she don't mind not one bit that your weren't able to perform in tribute to her at the Grammy's. Retha went on to say that you know that you two have done things in the past & there is still the near future, so basically suck it up...
CHECK ME OUT, I'M NEW RETHA!



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P.P.S This might also be another reason... 



-Luv, Stone



Wednesday, February 23, 2011

HEART OF STONE!



At this very moment I am not in the right location in order to give you our regular broadcast of talking shit!

Instead I am chiming in w/ a quick poem of sorts...


SOMEHOW...

Paid it all in full
Gave it all to you
Yes, I played the fool
Did shit I thought I never do,
Bent over backwards
This way & that way
You give nothing & I sacrifice everything

Thought it would all work itself out somehow...

But look at us now, so torn
So different from the people we use to be
So broken, living on forsaken dreams
Look at us now, tell me what does it all mean?
Where does this leave me?

Thought it would all work itself out somehow...

I gave it more time then I should of had
Cause what it should of been
What I wanted to bad, never happened...
So where does that leave me?
Besides broken & empty
Living off of the dreams you were selling me

Thought it would all work itself out somehow...

Somehow, maybe if I wished on a star, twice as hard
Just to find out we never got that far
The true disregard for my heart, left me in a whirlwind
Steadily spinning...
I guess all this time you were just pretending...

So much for somehow...

Somehow...


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-Luv, Stone

Monday, February 21, 2011

#Bitch Please!

In this edition of bitch please, 

I bring you one of my fav DIVAS & GIF's!


That is all!

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-Luv, Stone

I LIVE!

OH NA NA!

Yes! She was the one and only performer for All-Star Weekend, which had to be one of the most anticipated weekends year round...


Now I don't do basketball or sports for that matter, but I heard that she was performing, and I had to tune in. 


On twitter of course, folks was going in about how this was such a horrid performance, but it's like what do folks expect?


She will never sing like Beyonce!
She will never dance like Ciara!


She has her own style and sound, GET INTO IT or pass... either way, SHE MAKING MONEY!

She performed one of my fav's w/ Jimmy Aubrey Drake, What's My Name?

& then Yeezy came out in some ruby red genie pants to perform, All of the Lights! Another one of my fav Ye tracks!

All in all I loved the performance, even though I do believe the sound was off and that's why Beyonce was looking like this...
(Somebody Gettin' FIRED!)

But other than that I really enjoyed the performance, and whoever didn't...
(click on photo to get a full understanding!)

That's all

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-Luv, Stone

bloop, Bloop, BLOOP!

YYYYYEEEESSSS PART TWO OF THIS REUNION ='d (equalled) EVERYTHING!!!

First I will go in and say that it has been an absolute and divine pleasure to watch these ladies this season. I mean from the fights, to the wedding, to the songs, to the drama... I mean BRAVO really did their gig on this season...

Now I will try to make this brief, because I could talk about these hoes all day, so I will just go from cast member to cast member... & give 3 things I liked or 3 things I wanna know, so on & so forth...

So how shall we start this... ??? 

Well with my favorite of all DIVAS of course, w/ Mrs. NeNe Leakes
Now NeNe had to be my favorite cast member through out this whole season, from her sayings, to her, its my way or the highway attitude, she really gave me LIFE this season!

A FEW KEY POINTS..

1> Now I will say that towards the end of the season I was like... okay now NeNe... 

You are starting to be something like a BULLY, but I am glad, per the reunion, that she ain't as crazy as BRAVO edited her to be...

I never knew that she already had a previous problem w/ the way SWEETIE was being treated by Kim.. I thought that she just popped off! 

Cause every black woman know that there is a difference between a SLAVE & a BLACK BITCH! (Cause who you talking to? LOL)

2> I loved the way that she laughed her way through the entire reunion, and even though she was quite calm (which I was surprised about) she still checked just about every lady, even Andy. It's like she refuse to let anyone change her mindset or what she say outside of her mouth, & I LOVE IT!


3> BITCH PLEASE! 


Oh & she know that she need to get over herself and be friends w/ Kim again, they had the best of times... lets reflect shall we...


Ok and since you see her, we might as well do Kim Zolciak...
 Now Kim had to be my second favorite, just from the simple facts that...


1> She really thought she could sing
2> She also believed that she could dance
3> She kept at it, no matter what folks thought or said... LOVE IT!


Kim for me would be someone that I know I could hang w/ just because of the simple fact that instead of eating she will drink an entire bottle of wine and smoke a pack of Newport Mediums.


& did anyone else catch the way that she checked NeNe about her bullying... 
Kim said, "Just cause your taller, and bigger, and you get louder than me, so no one can hear me, and you get all up in people's faces w/ all that *makes monster face* BLAHARGHARGHROAR!"


& just to let you know, THE RING STILL DONT MEAN A THING! Wowoowowawowawowa!




 Now this season I also fell in love w/ Ms. Phaedra 'Southern Belle' Parks...
Now if anyone thought that the only boom-boom checker was gone be NeNe Leakes this season, they were sadly mistaken... 


1> She checked folks about their 'chatter' and served them lu(r)nch in the same breathe.
2> She self made, like she told and checked NeNe, "I'm post housewives!"
3> She makes up her own party titles, themes, and special occasions.  


Sip & See anyone?


When her and NeNe started going back and forth, I could of lost it.. my eyes were going from left to right to left to right... "I don't know you chile!" *in NeNe voice*


Oh and I was also surprised to hear that she had a prenup with Apollo, but I guess her momma didn't raise no fool.. I mean he still is kinda fresh out the clinker & is still on parole! 


....Mmm Hmmm




Next on the list is Ms. Kandi 'Suga n da Puss' Burruss!

Now why would she almost have me crying on the reunion? 


I mean do she like cry on every reunion?? Now as for the deadbeat dad thing and when it comes to her daughter I do understand...

1> She really can make anyone a popstar...
2> She a nasty freak < < I mean that in the best way possible, but I mean hey, she asked Sheree have you ever been pee'd on? Piss? Really?
3> She is the only one that was able to out check NeNe... LOVE IT! 


But I really want her to get her money from Kim's out of sight, out of mind ass! I mean they must really be friends cause I don't know a lot of black people that play about they money...


WOW! WOW! WAOOOWW! SHE STILL HASN'T LOVED RIGHT!


Now onto the next... Mrs. Sheree 'Frontin' Whitfield...


Honestly I really don't have that much to say about this liar
oh shit, I guess I just said it...
Now despite the Dr. Tiye fuckery, Sheree was pretty calm this season... BUT THE LYING!


Everyone seems to know that she is having money trouble besides SHEREE!


1> She told Kandi that she doesn't get child support & she is currently living off of savings..
2> She is re-vamping 'She by Sheree' when most didn't get to see the first attempt
3> She has a different definition for a repossession...


REPOSSESSION - Repossession is usually carried out in accordance with a purchase contract or credit contract, in which the consumer agrees that the seller (the "lienholder") may repossess the object if the signers are past the grace period (generally for prime lenders the critical number is 30 days late making an installment payment but can vary based on how many payments have already been made, the length of the business relationship, reason why past due, etc.)


Girl so long short, you can't pay, they take shit away... & what you doing owing folks 80,000? And since when does an Aston Martin cost 80,000?
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I CANT W/ SHEREE! Obviously she learned at thing or two from the good doctor!




& finally Cynthia 'What Just Happened' Bailey...


Now was it just me or did Cynthia always seemed confused and delayed for some reason.. 
I mean hell, NeNe and Peter could of fucked around and she wouldn't be none the wiser... .. Every time I see those bug eyes scanning the room.. I just start hearing the Psycho theme music...


1> She needs to get a book on the early signs of Domestic Violence, cause throughout the season, Peter defiantly hit a few on the head, if not her head...
2> She needs to not be all in daughter's face drunk ass a skunk, hell I would of second guessed if I loved you at that point & time myself..
3> She know she gave Peter some more money to open up his 'Lounge' cause I mean if he had to close 'Uptown' ....
                                    Da fuck he get some change from? *ponders*


DID I MISS ANYONE.. OK GOOD! NOW FOR A FEW SEASON HIGHLIGHTS!


(10,000 doolllaaarrrrssssss!)

(This ain't Sweetie, okay?)

(Slave? Are you kidding me, Fuck You Bitch!)

(Girl stop touching my arm! Get away from me w/ that WIG! Gone somewhere WIG! WIG! WIG!)


That's all!


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P.P.S  Oh yeah, join the cause... #FreeSweetie LMAO!



P.P.P.S I love KIM's victim face!

P.P.P.P.S " 5,6,7,8 ... You bought me a ring to shut me up! (UP!)

-Luv, Stone