Wednesday, May 4, 2011

#Bitch Please, (Insert Beyonce Here)

So Queen Bey, decided to tempt us with yet another teaser to her Run The World vid....*side eye* 


When I saw the 40sec shit, with no Beyonce I was like... 

Like how much longer is the bitch gone make us wait for a song thats numbered #33 on the Billboards Top Hot 100 list? 


Like you done already got boo'd for not stopping and taking photos on some steps that you would have been able to pose on had you not worn a dress that basically bonded your damn legs together... 
Baby, the bitch couldn't even walk... She needed help just going up 12 steps.. 


& let me run this by you as well, Bey
That husband of yours.... & that hair of his... 
 Anywho Bey
while I have your attention, when you make people wait too damn long for a fucking video, people start doing things like this... 


Let me tell you this, all they needed to do was to crop Beyonce in here and there, and you couldn't have told me this wasn't the video... These Hoes Be MotherFuckin Movin!!!!!


& that will be all..


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P.P.S Please get into the 2:20 mark, when I say I got so PUMPED!!! (& did you peep that Twerk Team twerk throughout... OW!)

ROLLING STONE: RIHANNA

So upon browsing youtube, I came across this video of Rihanna's Rolling Stone photoshoot! I so love anything that is behind the scenes... especially when it has to do with my ultimate bad bitch! 
Hello #RihannaNavy I see you whores! ;)
Check out the clip below:


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P.P.S Don't Rihanna just seem like a fun bitch to be around.. & get into her laugh at the very end... it ='s EVERYTHING


Monday, May 2, 2011

NEWS FLASH!!!!

OBAMA RECENTLY CAME ON MY TV AND TOLD ME THAT OSAMA IS DEAD BABY! 
HE SAY HE DONE GUNNED THAT MAN DOWN LIKE HE WAS WALKING THE STREETS OF CRENSHAW @ 11:45pm


WHEN I HEARD THIS I SAID... 
That is all. 
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What In Sam Hell??

I don't know what is going on in the world, and I'm just not able to figure it out... (Frankly I just don't wanna know)


But anywho, I've been asked to address a couple of things....
Now some of this might be old news, but it needs to be addressed....
#1) After the release of his "Juice" mixtape (which I never knew happened or cared) Soulja Boy has decided to take on the roll of "Bishop" and...


...........
......
       ...... wait what happened?!?!?!?
Like Tupac's Juice??? I'm confused... 
First, I would like to know who approved the re-make of "Juice"
Secondly, when did Soulja Boy start acting?? 
Thirdly, when will the bullshit end?
When I heard about this fuckery, I just simply went... 


In other news... 
Flava Fav was recently arrested and... I... he... (gives up)


Now I thought this man was opening up chicken spots nshit... Why on earth does he have to look like the local crackheads that pan-handle at the Shell gas station in East Cleveland?? 
DA FUCK IS GOING ON??? 
I CAN'T W/ FLAV! I JUST CAN'T AND I WON'T!
That is all. 
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Now Where's Barbara Walters????

Now if you didn't know I am a fan of Celebrity Apprentice...


One main reason why I watch the show, is for no other than NENE LEAKES!!!
& when I say that she went there last night!!! I had to re-watch, rewind, and then re-watch the whole episode over again... I couldn't get enough, she stole that whole show.. 

Star Jones knew that she didn't want none w/ Mrs. Leakes...  Bloop, Bloop, Bloop!
I don't know about you, but I will be tuning in next week for sure, cause part 2 is suppose to be something else... 


Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he know how to make that money and entertain, and I for one aint mad!
Check out the clip below...


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P.P.S & why would Le Toya Jackson have to walk back in the boardroom like that... She know she need to stop, quit, and lay down!