#Bitch, Please.... I am so TIRED OF YOU!!

I bet you'll never guess who I am tired of.....

#Dear Mary J Bliggggee

So I know that most of you are aware that Ms. Mary J Blige was paid 2 million dollars for a Burger King Ad where she is singing about a spicy chicken wrap. Now it seems that everything was all good until this got out into the hood! 


Now the commercial where she is singing her heart and throat out about chicken is not being aired... Why you may ask...


Well a bitch is embarrassed because of that old folks tale of black people loving chicken... 

*sips coffee*

Guess Whose Back?!?

....Bitch! I know it's really been far too fucking long...


If you are a loyal reader of DWTS then I know you've been sitting around drinking wine nshit and thinking to yourself, like did this mofo die?




No I have not! But what I have been is a very very busy little beaver. Plus there was just too much going on in the world and too much going on in my personal life for me to be blogging....


But with that being said.....


I'M BACK!


So what shall we talk about today....


Suggestions...

#Bitch Please, You's a Lie

Shame, shame, motherf*ckin' Shame....

On who you may ask?

On one Ryan "Milli" Leslie!

If you haven't heard already, or if you didn't know Ryan lost, or had his laptop stolen from him when he was in Germany.  Well he was so distressed about the loss, he offered up a 200,000 reward. When no one said cat, dog, or nothing, he then (publicly and virtually) increased the amount of the reward money to 1 MILLION DOLLARS! *in my Dr. Evil voice*

Well guess what? He got the laptop back and he ain't paid shit....
So now he is being sued by the very man (German) that claimed he "found the laptop still in the case" "on the ground" while "walking his dogs"...

Now whether he found it, or was the very person that "accidentally picked it up" he said he want his COINS!!!

He say, MAKE IT RAIN, RYAN!

Cause if this here German man win this lawsuit... Ryan ass gone have to do a whole lot of singing!

That is all!

Dear, Teyana Taylor

What's this here shit about??? You look like a vampire... I believe that you are far too pretty to have your face beaten so ferociously!!!

Please feel free to explain,
That will be all.

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